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Starting a Funny Pages Business

The Funnies

If you’ve ever wanted to start your own business, and don’t have a lot of money to get started, “The Funny Pages” newspaper is one of the most credible yet inexpensive ways to earn income and run your own company in America. And it’s so easy anybody can do it! You can literally get started for under $200, and instantly earn monthly income that can reach into the thousands of dollars (see examples below).

“The Funny Pages” is completely designed for you and available in our Free Cloud Designer (See Insert Templates). The newspaper is essentially similar to the “Sunday Comic Section” of your local big city newspaper, the part of the newspaper completely family friendly in every way. Everyone of every age loves “The Funny Pages.”

Read more to see how easy it is to start your own business and run a “Funny Pages” newspaper.

THE NUTS AND BOLTS of the business

You make money by selling ads in a 4 to 8 page newspaper that is filled with comics, puzzles, and other interactive content. You then deliver these newspapers to local businesses such as restaurants, coffee shops, hair salons, and so forth.

The low cost of the printing with MakeMyNewspaper allows you to sell ads at a significant profit. See examples below on income potential.

You decide how much money you want to make. You decide how much time to put into it. It's 100% your business. We're just supplying the idea and tools..

IS THERE A MARKET?

You bet. Not only does every age range read comics and fun stuff, but people you distribute to love it as well...there's nothing controversial in it's content. Your market should consist of a town or city with a minimum population of 2,000 people. A metropolitan area, however, can be divided up into sections, and an enterprising individual can produce several funny papers for each region, suburb, or surrounding cities. This can bring incredible profit potential!

In any market over 2,000 people, there ought to be plenty of businesses eager and willing to place advertisements in your funny pages. There also ought to be plenty of distribution points for you to deliver your papers to.

START UP COSTS

The only real startup cost is your initial mockup newspapers (50 newspapers) that you will show potential advertisers. This printing will cost you under $200 (whether 4 or 8 page). You would then take these mockups to various business and sell ad space to them.

Once you are up and running, the money to print your funny pages is supplied by the advertisers. If you wanted to, you could purchase some stands for your papers. This is advisable, but again, this can be purchased from the profits of your first paper, not in advance.

PROFIT POTENTIAL OF A FUNNY PAGE BUSINESS

Since this can easily be done as a one person operation, you get to keep all the profits. Here are some likely scenarios: Also, keep in mind, YOU can determine the price of ads, whether to charge more for color and so on. The examples below are only a suggestion of what can be done.

SCENARIO 1:

  • Printing 20,000 4-page papers with 15 ads sold at $200.00 each
  • Total Income: $3,000
  • Total Cost (including shipping) of Papers: $1,000
  • Net Monthly Income: $2,000

SCENARIO 2:

  • Printing 20,000 8-page papers with 30 ads sold at $200.00 each
  • Total Income: $6,000
  • Total Cost (including shipping) of Papers: $1,400
  • Net Monthly Income: $4,600

SCENARIO 3:

  • Doing ‘Scenario 1’ in TWO cities
  • Total Income: $6,000
  • Total Cost (including shipping) of Papers: $2,000
  • Net Monthly Income: $4,000

SCENARIO 4:

  • Doing ‘Scenario 2’ in TWO cities
  • Total Income: $12,000
  • Total Cost (including shipping) of Papers: $2,800
  • Net Monthly Income: $9,200

Scenario 1 would be your target goal to begin with. Achieving that will allow you work towards the other scenarios. But once established it is much easier to expand and grow. You can sell more ads than the scenarios above suggest. This will bring in more income too. You can also choose to sell the ads for even more money.

The legwork part of this business is soliciting the advertisements from the local businesses in your area. But once done over several months, you will have a base of advertisers to draw on with a few phone calls!

STEPS TO STARTING

Step 1: Build Your Distribution Points

This will not be difficult, just a little time consuming. Approach a business and ask to see the manager or owner. Tell them what you are doing and ask if you could leave papers with them every month for their customers to enjoy. The papers are free, and most businesses will not complain about having something that occupies their customers’ time and keeps them in their establishments. Offering stands makes this even easier.

Keep in mind what you are offering. Families with children all the way to the elderly love funny papers with comics, trivia, puzzles and more. So consider the following places to put your papers:

  • Restaurants (including fast food restaurants)
  • Libraries
  • Hair Salons
  • Doctor Offices
  • Dentist Offices
  • Coffee Shops
  • Gas Stations
  • Banks
  • Etc

Compile a list of these distribution points on a piece of paper, or in a database or spreadsheet.

Step 2: Solicit Your Advertisers

Take your compiled list of distribution points to other businesses and show them who is taking your funny papers. Seeing where their ads will go will help in the selling process.

Ask to see whoever is in charge of the advertising. Have a print out of your pricing to share with them. Here is a possible pricing chart:

  • Monthly Color AD: $250
  • Monthly Black and White AD: $175
  • 10% discount per AD if they sign a 3 month contract
  • 15% discount per AD if they sign a 6 month contract
  • 20% discount per AD if they sign a 12 month contract

Note: Make sure you provide your advertisers with the size options of their ads. See Step 4 for more information.

Of course, you can set your own pricing chart. Having discounts for monthly contracts is very attractive and will give you guaranteed income each month without having to solicit it! You may even have an introductory price for first time advertisers! You can have different pricing for different sizes of ads too.

Make sure you keep a database on all your advertisers, when they advertise, what size the advertisement is, color, black and white, frequency, and any contract they sign.

Bill your advertisers monthly with an invoice either mailed or e-mailed to them. Make sure they write their checks out to your trade name. It is important to collect enough money to cover your printing costs before printing.

Step 3: Collecting The Ads From Your Advertisers

The best thing would be to receive the Ads through e-mail. Make sure they are in a jpg or jpeg format so that you can upload them to your design software.

Some businesses will struggle designing their own ads and may ask if you could do it. If you are able and capable of doing so, either offer it free, or charge a $50.00 design and setup fee. Otherwise, ask them to find someone willing to design it for them and have it e-mailed to you.

Step 4: Designing And Printing Your Funny Pages

You could use a local webpress printer, but the cost is often prohibitive. The profit scenarios given above are prices offered by www.makemynewspaper.com. Makemynewspaper.com provides incredible pricing, but also free templates already set to go for your funny papers. Just upload your ads and print!

Note: Use code GB101 for a 5% discount on your first order!

You could design your own at home, but Makemynewspaper.com has already acquired permission to use certain syndications for use through their website. Using their templates and designer is the easiest way to go—you will not have to have any other software, acquire permission from authors or syndications (this is already done for you), or even figure out what to put in your paper. All you need is internet access.

Make sure that you have given your advertisers the correct sizes of the ads (although this is adjustable in the designer) and upload your ad images. Once they are all uploaded to your satisfaction, order your papers!

Step 5: Distribute Your Funny Pages

Once you receive your papers, retrace your steps to all your distribution points and drop off your papers. In many cases, such as restaurants, you can give them extra to resupply once they are all taken.

Other places may not receive as much traffic so it may take a few months to determine the amount of papers to leave at each distribution point. Keep track of it in a database or spreadsheet.

Make sure your advertisers receive as many copies as they want. They ought to see their ad in your paper!

Step 6: Doing It Again Next Month

Fortunately, you will not have to do everything all over again. Many of your advertisers will advertise again—particularly if you have a signed contract with them. The leg work to get advertisers is cut in half the second month. Eventually, you will have a large enough advertiser base that you will hardly have to solicit any others!

And you already have your distribution points in place. You may need a few more, but much of that work is already done.

Simply put, a few phone calls from home and a bit of driving to deliver your papers will net you a monthly income!

Your Funny Pages business just turned into a part time job with a full time income!

DETERMINE THE LEGAL AND TAX RAMIFICATIONS

Each state, city, and county is different in what they require. Most states will require some sort of business license and a registered trade name. Consult your state’s Secretary of State website. Your Trade Name could be as simple as: The Funny Pages of Your City Name.

In most cases, you will not have to worry about sales tax since you are not selling a tangible item, and you are giving away your newspapers for free. You make money by selling advertisements in them. This is usually sales tax free. Still, it is best to check your local codes.

A simple Sole Proprietorship business is often sufficient.

You will need to be aware of income tax, Social Security taxes, and Medicare taxes. Most of this information can be found at the IRS. It would be recommended to pay these taxes monthly, quarterly, or yearly (this is often determined by the profit your business produces, see the IRS website).

Free Cloud Designer Templates

Our templates are 100% customizable, super user-friendly, and designed specifically to help you create outstanding school newspapers with our free Cloud Designer. Below are a few of the 100s of templates available to you.

The Funny Pages
The Funny Pages
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Business in a Box
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The Funny Pages - Inside Page 1
11x14
The Funny Pages
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Funny Pages - Inside Page
Funny Pages - Inside Page
11x14
The Funny Pages
Premium Template
This premium template and hundreds more are available with a Designer PRO subscription (click on this template to learn more). Free Templates on this page do not require a subscription.
The Funny Pages
The Funny Pages
11x14
The Funny Pages
Premium Template
This premium template and hundreds more are available with a Designer PRO subscription (click on this template to learn more). Free Templates on this page do not require a subscription.
The Funny Pages - Inside Page
The Funny Pages - Inside Page
11x14
The Funny Pages
Premium Template
This premium template and hundreds more are available with a Designer PRO subscription (click on this template to learn more). Free Templates on this page do not require a subscription.
The Funny Pages - Inside Page
The Funny Pages - Inside Page
11x14
The Funny Pages
Premium Template
This premium template and hundreds more are available with a Designer PRO subscription (click on this template to learn more). Free Templates on this page do not require a subscription.